BREAKING NEWS: WE HAVE A MYSTERY ON OUR HANDS… AND IT’S NOT A TRUE CRIME CASE

OKLAHOMA — Y’all, some of our team members haven’t been feeling too well for the past 2-3 days, as you can probably tell from the lack of our reporting lately. However, after conducting a “highly scientific” investigation (comparing our notes in the group chat), we figured out the one thing we all had in common… We all ate Taco Bell at some point in the past week or two.

Now, before y’all panic, we’re not saying it was the Cheesy Gordita Crunch that has us feeling some type of way. It could really just be a coincidence.

So far, the case remains unsolved, but we’re happy to report there have been no “Code Brown” incidents… If you catch our drift.

Anyway, we probably just need a good night’s sleep, a little more Pedialyte, and we’ll be back to our regularly scheduled shenanigans in no time.

But all jokes aside, we are working on a very important piece focused on the victims in a recent case out of Caddo County, and we are committed to sharing their stories with the care and sensitivity that they deserve.

Because at the end of the day, this is why we do what we do. They deserve to have their voices heard, and we are honored to help tell their stories with the respect they deserve. Stay tuned.