ANADARKO — Apparently, our name has been dropped numerous times by somebody who seems to think they have some kind of unofficial duty to follow the cops around town and spit out random shit that isn't even real or true.

And somehow part of that narrative being spit out is that we're in "cahoots" with the police, and apparently on some days, we are the police. If that's the case, we'd like to know where our badges and squad cars are, because we're clearly missing out on some benefits.

On top of that, we get to deal with people showing up on our page trying to defend said person, throwing around accusations like, "You aren't so spicy to the white people," or "You exploit people for likes and followers," as if repeating something enough times magically makes it true.

Bro, who hurt you?

We’ve never had any dealings with this person, we don't even know you bro, and yet “The Untold Chronicles” seems to be the hot topic of every other Facebook live. And while we are here, sir, it’s “chronicle”. Singular. Not “chronicles”. Plural. Would you look at that? You learn something new every day.

Because if we are going to be living rent-free in that head of yours, at least get our damn name right.

ANADARKO — We would like to formally apologize to anyone eating lunch while reading this.

According to scanner traffic, Anadarko Police are currently responding to a call about a guy taking a shit behind a local business...

Y'all. That's enough information for today. We don't have follow-up questions.

The Untold Chronicle out.

OKLAHOMA CITY — According to what has been reported by the Oklahoma City Police Department today, they are currently investigating homicide #35 of 2026.

If we break that down by month, that's an average of approximately 5 homicides per month so far this year. And sadly, that number is subject to change as the year continues and additional cases are investigated.

So for comparison, OCPD reported 74 homicides total in 2025. Broken down monthly, that's about 6.17 homicides per month, which is slightly higher than where 2026 currently sits.

OKLAHOMA — Before y'all get too excited, keep in mind that this is still just a rumor at this point. But we sure hope it's true.

There has been talk around Facebook today that Buc-ee's may finally be making its way to Oklahoma. Again, nothing has been officially confirmed, but reports indicate that it may be coming to a location that lands somewhere between El Reno and Yukon.

If this is truly the case, we'll gladly burn a tank of gas for some Beaver Nuggets and one of those heavenly brisket sandwiches. Because going to Buc-ee's is never just a pit stop to fill up. It's a whole ass experience.

OKLAHOMA — So besides spooky shit and unexplained mysteries, we're also huge nerds when it comes to space.

When most people think of black holes, they think of these gigantic, world-eating vacuums that suck up everything around them. And while that’s basically true, over time scientists have also discovered that these black holes can blast or expel stuff back out, creating what they call “cosmic winds.”

MCCLAIN COUNTY — It's been a heartbreaking start to the day in Oklahoma. We are saddened to report yet another tragedy this Monday. Two people have lost their lives after a small plane crashed just south of Goldsby in McClain County.

According to the Oklahoma Highway Patrol, the crash happened very close to Southeast 12th Ave and East Center Rd. Troopers located the small aircraft approximately 100 yards from a grass airstrip, where it had crashed into some trees nearby. Officials said the plane also appeared to have caught fire following the crash.

OKLAHOMA CITY — This is never the kind of news we want to report, but this heartbreaking loss deserves to be acknowledged.

The Oklahoma City Fire Department said crews were first dispatched around 2:45 p.m. yesterday to a creek in Northwest Oklahoma City after receiving reports that a young boy had been seen going underwater.

ANADARKO — We just wanted to give a quick shout-out to the City of Anadarko and everyone who came together to make yesterday's event, Honor America Day, such a success at Randlett Park.

It really takes a lot of planning, hard work, and countless hours behind the scenes to pull something like that off, and it certainly didn't go unnoticed. So, thank you to all of the city employees, volunteers, organizers, vendors, first responders, and everyone else who played a part in making it happen.