NAPTIMISM

Today's word: NAPTIMISM (noun)

nap·tim·ism (nap-tuh-miz-um)

Definition:

The completely unreasonable confidence that a "quick 20-minute nap" definitely won't turn into a three-hour coma.

Example:

"I laid down for a power nap at 2:00 p.m. and woke up confused, dehydrated, and wondering why it was dark outside. That's peak naptimism."

The Untold Chronicle Note:

Side effects of naptimism may include waking up unsure what day it is, thinking it's the next morning, and questioning every life decision that led to lying down "for just a minute."