SNACKTICIAN

Today’s word: SNACKTICIAN (noun)

snack·ti·cian (snak-TISH-un)

Definition: Someone who can hear a cheese wrapper, chip bag, or candy bar being opened from three rooms away.

Example: “The second I opened the string cheese, the kids magically appeared out of nowhere. They’re all certified snackticians.”

The Untold Chronicle Note: A snacktician can remain completely unresponsive when you ask them to clean their room, but develops superhero-level hearing the instant a snack is opened anywhere in the house.