YEEHAWPOTHESIS

Today's word: YEEHAWPOTHESIS (noun)

yee·haw·poth·e·sis (yee-haw-poth-uh-sis)

Definition: An educated guess based entirely on years of living in Oklahoma and knowing exactly how these stories usually end.

Example: "My yeehawpothesis is that the loose cow didn't magically appear... somebody forgot to latch the gate again."

The Untold Chronicle Note: It's not a theory backed by science. It's a theory backed by experience... and probably someone's uncle saying, "I had a feeling this was gonna happen."