BREAKING: ANADARKO POLICE ASSISTS BIA IN FOOT PURSUIT NEAR 4B

ANADARKO — Y'all, according to scanner traffic, Anadarko Police officers just assisted the Bureau of Indian Affairs (BIA) during an apparent foot pursuit that ended in the area of 4B.

Right now, we don't know who the poor soul was that decided to hit the "flight" option on the fight-or-flight menu or what may have led to the foot pursuit. But whoever it was apparently had a level of confidence that their legs couldn't cash. Bless it.

We'll keep digging and update y'all as soon as we know more. Safe to say somebody's Apple Watch is about to award an achievement.

As always, scanner traffic provides preliminary information and details may change as the investigation continues.