MOVE OVER, CUPID: THE UNTOLD CHRONICLE HAS BEEN CALLED IN

OKLAHOMA (TUC) — Alright y’all, when we say we are here for the community, apparently we mean for ALL community needs. Today, we were asked if we could help someone reunite with their husband.

Apparently, The Untold Chronicle has officially entered its marriage reconciliation era.

Now, all jokes aside, we know relationships aren’t always easy. People go through hard seasons, mistakes are made, feelings get hurt, and sometimes two people just lose their way for a little while. But if there is still love there, sometimes a conversation is worth having. After all, love never fails.

So, long story short, after we were contacted about helping, we somehow lost the ability to respond to the messages. We’re not sure if Facebook decided we had officially crossed the line from local news into marriage counseling or what, but here we are.

So, since we can’t message you back directly (you know who you are), we heard you.

At this point, we really never know what y’all are going to ask us to do next. But please, nobody ask us to officiate the vow renewal. We have absolutely no idea if we are even legally qualified for that. We have already wandered far enough outside our job description for today.

So, for real for real, if you’re still out there and you’re dead serious about it, like this post and consider it done.