BREAKING: WE HAVE A FAN CLUB

ANADARKO — Apparently, our name has been dropped numerous times by somebody who seems to think they have some kind of unofficial duty to follow the cops around town and spit out random shit that isn't even real or true.

And somehow part of that narrative being spit out is that we're in "cahoots" with the police, and apparently on some days, we are the police. If that's the case, we'd like to know where our badges and squad cars are, because we're clearly missing out on some benefits.

On top of that, we get to deal with people showing up on our page trying to defend said person, throwing around accusations like, "You aren't so spicy to the white people," or "You exploit people for likes and followers," as if repeating something enough times magically makes it true.

Bro, who hurt you?

We’ve never had any dealings with this person, we don't even know you bro, and yet “The Untold Chronicles” seems to be the hot topic of every other Facebook live. And while we are here, sir, it’s “chronicle”. Singular. Not “chronicles”. Plural. Would you look at that? You learn something new every day.

Because if we are going to be living rent-free in that head of yours, at least get our damn name right.

And haters are going to hate, we know that. But dude, constantly talking about people you’ve never even met and know nothing about starts looking a little bit like an obsession.

If we're showing up in every other Facebook live, we should probably start charging you rent. At the very least, tag us next time.

Oh wait... you can’t.

You blocked us.

But somehow you still have access to everything we report. That's some impressive dedication for someone who supposedly doesn't like us.

Anyways, before you decide to talk a mess about us online, maybe get to know what we're actually about first. We promise we're a lot less exciting than your conspiracy theories make us sound. We're actually kind of cool. Most days, anyway.

At the end of the day, we're just a bunch of Oklahomans sharing stories, reporting what we find, and trying to keep people informed. That's all we've ever been about. No hidden agenda. No grand conspiracy. Just regular people doing our thing.

And y’all, we really not in the business of calling people out like this. That’s why we didn’t drop a name. Because sometimes we're nice like that. You're welcome.

But we don't think it's fair that someone gets to name-drop us on what feels like a daily basis, make up all kinds of nonsense about us, and we're just supposed to sit over here pretending we don't hear it. So, we decided to stop biting our tongues for a minute and say it with our chest.

As for the rest of it, we'll probably go back to biting our tongues tomorrow. Maybe.

Anyways, we will continue doing what we do, whether people like it or not, and let our work speak for itself. The people who actually know us know exactly what we're about.

I said what I said.