ANADARKO: TODAY GOT CRAPPY FAST

ANADARKO — We would like to formally apologize to anyone eating lunch while reading this.

According to scanner traffic, Anadarko Police are currently responding to a call about a guy taking a shit behind a local business...

Y'all. That's enough information for today. We don't have follow-up questions.

The Untold Chronicle out.

Actually, scratch that. We'll be back in 15 minutes when the scanner goes off again.