TOODON’T

Today’s word: TOODON’T (noun)

too·don’t (too-dohnt)

Definition: Something you confidently add to your to-do list knowing full well it isn’t getting done today.

Example: “I wrote ‘clean the garage’ on my to-do list knowing it was a complete toodon’t.”

Synonyms: Wishful planning. Tomorrow’s problem. Optimistic scheduling. Delusional productivity.

The Untold Chronicle Note: A toodon’t usually starts with, “I’ll knock this out real quick,” and ends with, “Well… there’s always tomorrow.”